Potpourri Catalogs Can Kill!
Thursday, February 26th, 2009I tripped on a potpourri gift catalog and ended up breaking my ankle. Let this be a lesson to all of you! Never leave your potpourri gift catalogs unattended. If you don’t keep a careful eye on them they will have enough time to conjur up a conspiracy to take you down!
Mine did. And they almost me too. If it weren’t for my trust paper shredder being nearby those blasted poptourri gift catalogs might have succeeded in overthrowing my reign of terror on my household. But I’m smart enough to catch on and have begun lining them up for the fireplace.