I don’t know about you, but the idea of chimpanzee’s doing diesel engine servicing is, I don’t know… degrading some how maybe? I don’t mind at all that some crazy researcher have some how figured out that chimps are pretty darn good at working with a diesel engine, but the idea of actually trying to market them as a cheaper source of labor, and even hinting at these chimps are somehow slightly superior at diesel engine servicing than a man or woman, is just preposterous! I dare say that if these chimps start taking work away from my business there are gonna be major legal ramifications!